In 1975, I was found hungry and skinny, on the outskirts of the planet Naboo, by an old Jedi Knight named Kim Soo Yung.
Kim Soo Yung (KY, as I called him) was an unbelievable chef, mostly know for his signature dish "Cream of Sum Yung Guy". KY tought me everything there was/is to know about the Force...and even the nature of the dark side...mostly known as "too much wine"
Anyhow...I am decendants of Norwegian Royalty...Or Swedish...Wait..No...German...Ahh, Fuck it.
I don't know where I came from, basically...
